1eos:

1eos:

the glorification of your 20s and fear of anything else has got to stop. mainly bc your 20s is quite literally the worst decade of your life the idea that ppl think you peak at 25 has me so sad for them

also when ppl act like 20s is peak sexiness. im 26 so if you presented a 22 year old as the pinnacle of desirability i would morph into a chimpanzee and rip you limb from limb. WHAT am i supposed to do with someone who hasn’t even gone thru the age 23 ego death

daddyfuckedme:

detectivehole:

“why do you know that” i am curious about the world around me

mrsdulac:

Louis de Pointe du Lac + text posts

fungal-waste:

oneheadtoanother:

fungal-waste:

oneheadtoanother:

evilwizard:

normal-horoscopes:

WIZARD COUNCIL ANNOUNCEMENT: Please stop attaching knives to weather balloons and just letting them go

what kind of maniac would do such a thing

evilwizard:

emotion-xp:

evilwizard:

WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY: buy a weather balloon, fill it with helium, duct tape knives to it, and release it

Is this magic?

WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY: no more quastions

guava-jarritos:

66 pounds of live crawfish running rapidly in my NEW VEHICLE

brainscrewz:

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it’s not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

bornonthesavage:

transmascskywalker:

david jenkins is the hero we needed

seriesfive:

three non-binary people in the ofmd writers’ room :’)

rainbow-femme:

Stede’s crew: Stede isn’t a real pirate captain so we should mutiny, we want to work under a real pirate

Izzy, a real pirate: You’re going to listen to me when I tell you to do pirate tasks

Stede’s crew: You’re going to be in so much trouble when my dad gets home and hears you tried to make me do things